A foreigner was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar  in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied  an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white  plaits, wrinkled face.  "Who's he?" said the foreigner.  "That's the Memory Man." said the bartender. "He knows everything.  He can remember any fact. Go and try him out."  So the foreigner goes over, and thinking he won't know about English  football, asks "Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?"  "Liverpool," replies the Memory Man.  "Who did they beat?"  "Leeds," was the reply.  "And the score?"  "2-1."  "Who scored the winning goal?"  "Ian St. John," was the old man's reply.  The foreigner was knocked out by this and told everyone back  home about the Memory Man when he returned.  A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find  the impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and  sitting in the same seat was the old Indian only this time he was older  and more wrinkled. Because he was so impressed, the foreigner decided  to greet the Indian in his native tongue.  He approached him with the greeting "How".  The Memory man replied, "Diving header in the six yard box."