A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being
a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time
being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The
wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it
was still early, she decided to go the party. Her husband did not know
what her costume was, so she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and
devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
off they went to one of the cars and had a good time. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away
and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would give for his
behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time
he had.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're
not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?"
He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what
happened to the guy I loaned my costume to............"