What's the difference between a blond and a brick? When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around. ------------------- What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking. ------------------- How do you confuse a blond? Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. How does a blonde confuse you? Tells you she did it. ------------------- What does a blonde an a computer have in common? You never appreciate either one until they go down on you. ------------------ How do you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? There is a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. ------------------ How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One... blondes will screw anything ------------------ What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. ------------------ How is a blonde different than a 747? Not everyone has been in a 747. ------------------ Why don't blondes like vibrators? They're hard on their teeth. ------------------ A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus jump off of a bridge, who makes the bigger splash? The dumb blonde because the others don't exist.